so.
first i thought i'd tell you all the tragedy of how i'm dying. but i thought that would bring you too much joy:
then mara fowarded me an email that she wrote to kristen and helen eons ago, and it reminded me that i used to write funny emails, too. i was then going to dedicate a whole blog to reposting old emails that a lot of you already had to suffer through once. i mean, really, my mass emails were like a prelude to my blog. i decided agin it. (although if you missed them the first time around, i'm happy to send them your way.)
mara's email also reminded me of how funny SHE is, but then i couldn't printscreen the email to show you all, and i gave up on communicating that, as well.
and then, somehow, i got to thinking about the different animals i've been compared to in my life. thus i bring you:
ERIN'S BLOG ABOUT ANIMALS SHE'S BEEN COMPARED TO IN HER LIFE
my first animal comparison memory was being compared to cera from the land before time. interesting fact about this (interesting being the nicest word for no one really cares) is that while i was first compared to cera when the land before time (or tlbt as we hipsters like to call it) when the movie first came out. i was later compared to her when i went to college. specialady kt also saw the resemblance:
some might argue that cera doesn't count, considering she's
a. a cartoon
and
b. a dinosaur (as a kansan i don't believe in evolution and/or dinosaurs)
making her doubly fictitious. don't you worry, though, i have a whole long list of other animals that i've been compared to:
cats (affectionate when i want to be, bitey when i don't):
dogs (although some just say bitch, but i'm sure they meant the loveable, fluffly kind of dog....):
chipmunks:
ferrets (for my desire, nay NEED to get into small spaces and break things. also the smell):
and just today i was compared to a koala:
a hedgehog:
and a unicorn (thanks, sean!):
what does this say about me? the same thing all of the colors mixed together says....BROWN.
