System Overload or Why Everything Sounds Better with Two Titles.

i've decided that i have suffered in silence long enough. much like jennifer love hewitt (or j-lo-hue as i like to call her) and the controversy over whether or not she's gotten fat, the slander and gossip must stop!

with that in mind, i've decided to respond to some of the comments i have received. i'm going to start at the beginning and work my way through. ready? here we go:

jyothi-yes, a blog. of course i stooped so low. it's amazing it took me this long!

becky- no one sponsors my blog. i call no man mister, and i make my own rules. however, if buffy and haagan dazs wanted to give me money and material possessions, i would be okay with that. of course, they're kind of opposites, buffy and ice cream....

debbie- okay, it wasn't a question, but it was definitely slander, incorporating the truth into my fantasy world. how cruel! and for the record, just because "the truth" makes cookie walk '07 seem less forced upon me, there were still cookies involved, so that's a sort of coercion in and of itself. right? right??

becky- your logic is lacking. (oo...that sounds like a dr. seuss book!) of course you aren't really not related to mara. a double negative makes a positive, so you are SUPER related to mara. you might be twins, i'm looking into it.

daddy- megan has more phlegm than anyone ever thought humanly possible. enough to fill this guy:


two times over.

and gretch-mo, i want you to notice that the title of this blog is in your honor. word.

so there you have it. i'm hurt and bothered by your speculation on whether or not j-lo-hue is getting fat. also, that other stuff that i mentioned before. that's rough, too.

good, good.