My Head Hurts or Me Duele en mi Cabeza

my head is really mad at me right now, and i can't figure out why. likely it's because i've had too much sugar:

or not enough sugar:

but either way, i'm in pain here. the good news is that whoever sat here prior to me left some things on the desk. namely, a little container that's holding some paperclips, what appears to be some sort of mouse connector, a pencil topper, pepper, a sucking candy, salt, and a couple of packets of pills. unfortunately, they appear to be decongestants, but they all do the same thing, right? i mean, i'm just looking to mask the pain, i don't have to actually cure anything. let's not reinvent the wheel here....


but the thing is, i'm just not sure that a decongestant is going to actually cure a headache. while i like to believe that any pill will do what i want it to do, i have some very convincing evidence that they are not, in fact, interchangeable:



anyway, i think i'm going to give it a shot.

i'll let you know if i end up pregnant.

Analgesics or My Headache Makes Me Short-Winded

today my head feels like this:



it's particularly upsetting because my headache has made my neck all but disappear, my eyebrows bushy and while i like my new skinny arms, my tiny ears have restricted my ability to eavesdrop.

woe is me!

seriously, though, my head has been hurting since the middle of the night. i actually got up to get water, which was a real feat because the kitten from hell is still staying with us. she lurks around every corner....


and i'm less funny than usual because i'm concentrating on how much my head hurts.

lucky for you, this means my blog is going to be really short.

so, i guess there is SOME good news.