Manna in the Desert or Mana in the Dessert

i realized why my blog is so boring, and it's your fault. you people aren't entertaining enough! perhaps if you had more interesting things to say, then i'd have more interesting things to write about. as it is, i'm bored at work, and i can't even blog my way out of this funk because nothing has happened today (and we all know i can't remember anything before today).

to top it all off, scrabulous and i are fighting because it curses me repeatedly with all vowels and then laughs at my measly seven point words. NOT COOL.

you know what else isn't cool? i went to trader joe's yesterday after work to get some much needed groceries (ala the coming out of the bag picture previously posted). i even prepared a shopping list before i went, i was THAT prepared. and what did i find when i got there? the usual hustle and bustle of after work tj's traffic?



oh no. what i was confronted with was a post-apocalyptic wasteland.


seriously! they didn't have ANY marinara sauce, and usually they have seven shelves full. plus, they had NO kosher chicken or ground turkey, and AND (this is the worst part, obviously), they were completely out of pad thai box-mixes. NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! do you know how many days a week i eat those things? and i'm down to one box, ONE, and i'm a hoarder:



look at how happy i am, sitting there among my many cans, cheering them on with a pitzer pom-pom, wearing a boston college shirt....hmm...all of that hoarding made me a little confused as to my collegiate allegiance apparently.

anyway, the point is, stay away from my food. i can't spare a single canned item.

i'm so hungry....