for instance, i know where the nearest kitchenette is to me (approximately six feet away):
i also know where the dining halls are located, which is mayhaps the most important thing of all.
and that's about it.
what's my actual job, you ask? i have no idea. but i'm sure that i'm really good at it? but really, i can't be bothered by things like working because i have to concentrate on what i'm going to eat next. and the good news is that my life long dream to become a plus sized model may actually come true. yay! take that actual-model-brother*:
anyway, i have to actually pack all of my possessions for my upcoming move. i'm moving to hollywood to make it big. okay, that's a lie. i'm moving a few blocks away so that my stalkers can't find me anymore. they're really lazy stalkers....
*i tried to find the most disturbing model picture of barret that i could.
